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Mar 31, 2009 13:00:15 GMT -6
Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2009 13:00:15 GMT -6
Be proud, you are no longer a virgin, my friend. ;D
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Mar 31, 2009 13:13:29 GMT -6
Post by Gregg(Seal Fuckers) on Mar 31, 2009 13:13:29 GMT -6
i lost my virginity wen i was 15 boy did i learn quickly dont drink around ugly girls....
ive put ten pounds on in the last 10 days lol
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Mar 31, 2009 16:03:33 GMT -6
Post by Neil (OC Outlaws) on Mar 31, 2009 16:03:33 GMT -6
i lost my virginity wen i was 15 boy did i learn quickly dont drink around ugly girls.... ive put ten pounds on in the last 10 days lol Got nailed by a 'slump-buster' as a first timer my friend huh?? Just ask Mark Grace what a slump-buster is and you'll be laughing until your sides hurt.
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Mar 31, 2009 17:49:33 GMT -6
Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2009 17:49:33 GMT -6
i lost my virginity wen i was 15 boy did i learn quickly dont drink around ugly girls.... ive put ten pounds on in the last 10 days lol Got nailed by a 'slump-buster' as a first timer my friend huh?? Just ask Mark Grace what a slump-buster is and you'll be laughing until your sides hurt. I'm not sure if this is specific enough, but is it something that has two legs, a heartbeat and tips the scales in the 200 lb range? I picture something like: You invite her over for dinner and you ask her to bring rolls. When she arrives, you ask her if she brought the rolls... and she just lifts up her shirt. ;D
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Mar 31, 2009 18:00:32 GMT -6
Post by Neil (OC Outlaws) on Mar 31, 2009 18:00:32 GMT -6
Got nailed by a 'slump-buster' as a first timer my friend huh?? Just ask Mark Grace what a slump-buster is and you'll be laughing until your sides hurt. I'm not sure if this is specific enough, but is it something that has two legs, a heartbeat and tips the scales in the 200 lb range? I picture something like: You invite her over for dinner and you ask her to bring rolls. When she arrives, you ask her if she brought the rolls... and she just lifts up her shirt. ;D Yeah...and some butta!!!
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Mar 31, 2009 18:02:39 GMT -6
Post by Neil (OC Outlaws) on Mar 31, 2009 18:02:39 GMT -6
Got nailed by a 'slump-buster' as a first timer my friend huh?? Just ask Mark Grace what a slump-buster is and you'll be laughing until your sides hurt. I'm not sure if this is specific enough, but is it something that has two legs, a heartbeat and tips the scales in the 200 lb range? I picture something like: You invite her over for dinner and you ask her to bring rolls. When she arrives, you ask her if she brought the rolls... and she just lifts up her shirt. ;D To closely quote Mark Grace on the Jim Rome show about ten years ago..."When you and your team are in a slump, you go out, get drunk and find the fattest, gnarliest chick you can find and just lay the wood to her. Its taking one for the team....kinda like jumping on a hand granade so that nobody else gets hurt. That'll break you out of your slump."
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Mar 31, 2009 18:47:34 GMT -6
Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2009 18:47:34 GMT -6
I'm not sure if this is specific enough, but is it something that has two legs, a heartbeat and tips the scales in the 200 lb range? I picture something like: You invite her over for dinner and you ask her to bring rolls. When she arrives, you ask her if she brought the rolls... and she just lifts up her shirt. ;D To closely quote Mark Grace on the Jim Rome show about ten years ago..."When you and your team are in a slump, you go out, get drunk and find the fattest, gnarliest chick you can find and just lay the wood to her. Its taking one for the team....kinda like jumping on a hand granade so that nobody else gets hurt. That'll break you out of your slump." Ohhhh... I get it. It's like doing a good deed. Banging the shit out of someone that rarely gets reamed in the hopes of some good "karma".... I was close though eh?! LOL
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