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Dec 15, 2011 19:51:16 GMT -6
Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2011 19:51:16 GMT -6
If you kick my ass in both leagues this week, here's what I'll do:
I'll buy a brand spankin new pair of showshoes, mush my way to Minnesota, kick you in the ass (aka: insert showshoe) and then take a shit on your doorstep. ;D
Peace out brotha
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Dec 16, 2011 7:46:51 GMT -6
Post by Rob (MN M357's) on Dec 16, 2011 7:46:51 GMT -6
If you kick my ass in both leagues this week, here's what I'll do: I'll buy a brand spankin new pair of showshoes, mush my way to Minnesota, kick you in the ass (aka: insert showshoe) and then take a shit on your doorstep. ;D Peace out brotha Derek, if i beat ya in both lgs, i would expect nothing less than that ^ LOL. Co-workers still talk about that shit on the doorstep thing, however ive got me a new trick as that D-Bag is usually coming to work as im leaving and is now part of the sanitation crew, the first thing he does Monday morning is to clean the urinals and the toilets (that in itself is the most hilarrious) but for the life of me on Monday mornings i cannot hit the damn urinal, i guess its quite the mess on the floor when he comes in? (shrug). Im real close to pulling the "Double Decker", you know when you pull the top off the back part of the toilet, and dump in it and place the lid back on? Not sure why they call it the "Double Decker"? maybe ask Mark?? Anyway....Good luck this week Derek!! |
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Dec 16, 2011 13:21:15 GMT -6
Post by Neil (OC Outlaws) on Dec 16, 2011 13:21:15 GMT -6
If you kick my ass in both leagues this week, here's what I'll do: I'll buy a brand spankin new pair of showshoes, mush my way to Minnesota, kick you in the ass (aka: insert showshoe) and then take a shit on your doorstep. ;D Peace out brotha Derek, if i beat ya in both lgs, i would expect nothing less than that ^ LOL. Co-workers still talk about that shit on the doorstep thing, however ive got me a new trick as that D-Bag is usually coming to work as im leaving and is now part of the sanitation crew, the first thing he does Monday morning is to clean the urinals and the toilets (that in itself is the most hilarrious) but for the life of me on Monday mornings i cannot hit the damn urinal, i guess its quite the mess on the floor when he comes in? (shrug). Im real close to pulling the "Double Decker", you know when you pull the top off the back part of the toilet, and dump in it and place the lid back on? Not sure why they call it the "Double Decker"? maybe ask Mark?? Anyway....Good luck this week Derek!! Fucking priceless Rob!!! I'm trying like hell (although unsuccessfully) not to laugh my balls off while I'm on a conference call. Ya know....I'm multi-tasking!! That's fucking great though....there must be something else disgusting that you can do to the fuckwit. The double decker seems like too much effort.....let me thinks on this one and I'll check back in with some suggestions. |
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Dec 18, 2011 0:17:28 GMT -6
Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2011 0:17:28 GMT -6
Question: When did Revis get traded to Dallas? TBMW not only had ZERO fuckin catches but ZERO fuckin targets??? Down 28-zippity doo dah at halftime and playing catchup from the get go. On the bright side, I found a sweet deal on shoeshoes while out Xmas shopping today. I'm suffering from a bad case of "Mall Feet" right now but hopefully they'll be nice and jagged by the time I get to Minnesota. Rob... it's yer year bud. If it wasn't bad enough watching Roddy White blow up, and John Abraham (GEDL) having his best game in.. oh I don't know... forever???.... .... I had to watch Tony fuckin Romo (GEDL) have his best 30 minutes EVER! Congrats ya rat bastard! I love a good primetime beat down. Oh, if yer gonna try the "double decker"... make sure you piss all over the tank and drop a log on the toilet seat first. (bonus points for missing the back of the seat) That way he he's gotta clean the whole thing before the surprise. It couldn't hurt to drop a couple of handfuls of paper towel in the bowl first either (so it's obvious he can't flush it) to make sure he gets his hands "dirty".  |
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Dec 18, 2011 11:33:28 GMT -6
Post by Neil (OC Outlaws) on Dec 18, 2011 11:33:28 GMT -6
On the bright side, I found a sweet deal on shoeshoes while out Xmas shopping today. I'm suffering from a bad case of "Mall Feet" right now but hopefully they'll be nice and jagged by the time I get to Minnesota. Oh, if yer gonna try the "double decker"... make sure you piss all over the tank and drop a log on the toilet seat first. (bonus points for missing the back of the seat) That way he he's gotta clean the whole thing before the surprise. It couldn't hurt to drop a couple of handfuls of paper towel in the bowl first either (so it's obvious he can't flush it) to make sure he gets his hands "dirty". Priceless.....this guy (the toilet cleaner) must feel so loved....hard to believe we're throwing around these ideas on this site...but that's why the USFL is so great!! |
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Dec 18, 2011 15:00:03 GMT -6
Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2011 15:00:03 GMT -6
I might need some help with directions. So I head towards Iowa and hang a right, right? Or should I just march my way towards Saskatchewan and hang a left at Manitoba? This sux.  Congrats nonetheless. See you soon ya rat bastard!  |
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Dec 18, 2011 22:37:50 GMT -6
Post by Bill (Fog City Force) on Dec 18, 2011 22:37:50 GMT -6
Derek, sorry to see you get shut out by Rob in both USFL & GEDL, he brought it today!
I hope I can hold him off in both leagues, first I need to get by Golden Homie in GEDL tomorrow night....
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Dec 18, 2011 23:54:43 GMT -6
Post by darkspurs(MN M357's) on Dec 18, 2011 23:54:43 GMT -6
Why do i get the feeling random DNA testing will be in the next contract at work instead of drug testing   |
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Dec 19, 2011 2:59:31 GMT -6
Post by Peter (Swamp Dragons) on Dec 19, 2011 2:59:31 GMT -6
Good game, Bill. For awhile there I thought I might be able to pull it off. Good luck to you and Rob in the finals.
At least I won in my $ league. ;D
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Dec 19, 2011 9:32:29 GMT -6
Post by Bill (Fog City Force) on Dec 19, 2011 9:32:29 GMT -6
Good game, Bill. For awhile there I thought I might be able to pull it off. Good luck to you and Rob in the finals.;D I did too Peter, my morning guys (not named Drew Brees) seemed to shit the bed (J. Nelson/V. Cruz/A. Dalton), then enters "MEGATRON".....Fortunately for me! |
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Dec 19, 2011 10:59:53 GMT -6
Post by Rob (MN M357's) on Dec 19, 2011 10:59:53 GMT -6
I might need some help with directions. So I head towards Iowa and hang a right, right? Or should I just march my way towards Saskatchewan and hang a left at Manitoba? This sux. Congrats nonetheless. See you soon ya rat bastard! Get over to Winnipeg, then go straight south until you reach Grand Forks, keep going until you hit Fargo ND, once you hit Fargo, its only a 40 minute drive!!! lol |
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Dec 19, 2011 12:00:57 GMT -6
Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2011 12:00:57 GMT -6
Good game, Bill. For awhile there I thought I might be able to pull it off. Good luck to you and Rob in the finals.;D I did too Peter, my morning guys (not named Drew Brees) seemed to shit the bed (J. Nelson/V. Cruz/A. Dalton), then enters "MEGATRON".....Fortunately for me! That Lions game was an absolute thing of beauty! They are the comeback kings this year! |
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Dec 19, 2011 20:47:54 GMT -6
Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2011 20:47:54 GMT -6
I might need some help with directions. So I head towards Iowa and hang a right, right? Or should I just march my way towards Saskatchewan and hang a left at Manitoba? This sux. Congrats nonetheless. See you soon ya rat bastard! Get over to Winnipeg, then go straight south until you reach Grand Forks, keep going until you hit Fargo ND, once you hit Fargo, its only a 40 minute drive!!! lol Rob... pay attention. I'm not driving... I'll be marching with snowshoes. Winnipeg seems to be the easy route, but only once I get due north of you. The Great Lakes are the biggest problem... cuz I doubt they'll freeze over before I get there. I'm pretty sure they've never completely frozen over. I suppose... even if they don't, I could always wear a Tebow jersey and just walk over them sans ice. Although, since hell seems to be freezing over (at least in my opinion after approaching almost 10 straight "one and dones" in dynasty)... I probably won't have to wear that douche's jersey. Ahhh fuck it... I'll figure it out when I get there. Rob, Bill... congrats. Good luck. May the luckiest fucker win! |
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Dec 19, 2011 20:57:21 GMT -6
Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2011 20:57:21 GMT -6
Another astute observation by yours truly... if they would have handed out candles at Candlestick park tonight... we'd be watching football right now.
I love how this is turning into a slow, painful fantasy death for me right now (in several leagues)
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Dec 19, 2011 20:59:22 GMT -6
Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2011 20:59:22 GMT -6
Jeeezus dude!!! They played in the Fog Bowl when nobody could see shit! Surely there's enough moonlight and auxiliary light to get on with it already!!!
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