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Post by Neil (OC Outlaws) on Oct 31, 2008 22:34:36 GMT -6
What do the folks north of the border do for Halloween Phish? What's the deal?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2008 8:29:38 GMT -6
I'm glad you asked.
North of the border, up here in the Great White North, the Halloween tradition is to slap on our mukluks and get dressed up as our favorite native animal. The moose and beaver are probably the most popular... they certainly were when I have a wee little munchkin.
Then, we would go door to door looking for "treats". But instead of carrying a pillow case or a bucket or some plastic pumpkin shaped container, we would double up with our brother or sister ( or friend ) and carry a canoe with our loot. The same way our ancestors would portage over the dry lands.
The reason for the canoe? When you are getting a pound of whale blubber instead of a kit kat bar, a pillow case doesn't do the trick. And in the upper class neighbourhoods, sometimes you can score some beaver pelt or moose meat and you certainly don't want all of your goodies to be mixed together in a bucket or pillow case.
So, south of the border, you might score 10 pounds of chips and chocolate... north of the border, after a long night of portaging a canoe filled with whale blubber, beaver pelt and moose meat the canoe can easily weigh over 100 pounds!
I'm sure the Undertow can probably confirm this. If he has ever gone trick or treating outside of Detroit somewhere close to the Canadian border... I'm sure he has seen a canoe raised 4-6 feet in the air off in the distance.
Of course, I'm kidding... it's pretty much the same deal here. I hope you enjoyed my story though! ;D
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Post by Neil (OC Outlaws) on Nov 1, 2008 18:07:03 GMT -6
I'm glad you asked. North of the border, up here in the Great White North, the Halloween tradition is to slap on our mukluks and get dressed up as our favorite native animal. The moose and beaver are probably the most popular... they certainly were when I have a wee little munchkin. Then, we would go door to door looking for "treats". But instead of carrying a pillow case or a bucket or some plastic pumpkin shaped container, we would double up with our brother or sister ( or friend ) and carry a canoe with our loot. The same way our ancestors would portage over the dry lands. The reason for the canoe? When you are getting a pound of whale blubber instead of a kit kat bar, a pillow case doesn't do the trick. And in the upper class neighbourhoods, sometimes you can score some beaver pelt or moose meat and you certainly don't want all of your goodies to be mixed together in a bucket or pillow case. So, south of the border, you might score 10 pounds of chips and chocolate... north of the border, after a long night of portaging a canoe filled with whale blubber, beaver pelt and moose meat the canoe can easily weigh over 100 pounds! I'm sure the Undertow can probably confirm this. If he has ever gone trick or treating outside of Detroit somewhere close to the Canadian border... I'm sure he has seen a canoe raised 4-6 feet in the air off in the distance. Of course, I'm kidding... it's pretty much the same deal here. I hope you enjoyed my story though! ;D Great story!!  |
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Post by Gregg(Seal Fuckers) on Nov 1, 2008 18:33:27 GMT -6
I'm glad you asked. North of the border, up here in the Great White North, the Halloween tradition is to slap on our mukluks and get dressed up as our favorite native animal. The moose and beaver are probably the most popular... they certainly were when I have a wee little munchkin. Then, we would go door to door looking for "treats". But instead of carrying a pillow case or a bucket or some plastic pumpkin shaped container, we would double up with our brother or sister ( or friend ) and carry a canoe with our loot. The same way our ancestors would portage over the dry lands. The reason for the canoe? When you are getting a pound of whale blubber instead of a kit kat bar, a pillow case doesn't do the trick. And in the upper class neighbourhoods, sometimes you can score some beaver pelt or moose meat and you certainly don't want all of your goodies to be mixed together in a bucket or pillow case. So, south of the border, you might score 10 pounds of chips and chocolate... north of the border, after a long night of portaging a canoe filled with whale blubber, beaver pelt and moose meat the canoe can easily weigh over 100 pounds! I'm sure the Undertow can probably confirm this. If he has ever gone trick or treating outside of Detroit somewhere close to the Canadian border... I'm sure he has seen a canoe raised 4-6 feet in the air off in the distance. Of course, I'm kidding... it's pretty much the same deal here. I hope you enjoyed my story though! ;D Great story!! quarantine that shit he made outlaws gay |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 2, 2008 2:08:43 GMT -6
I'm sure the Undertow can probably confirm this. If he has ever gone trick or treating outside of Detroit somewhere close to the Canadian border... I'm sure he has seen a canoe raised 4-6 feet in the air off in the distance. Fuck trick or treating. I'm much too busy raping, pillaging, and burning houses everywhere, finishing off the rampage started on Devil's Night.  |
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Post by Neil (OC Outlaws) on Nov 2, 2008 11:22:54 GMT -6
Great story!! quarantine that shit he made outlaws gay That's some funny ass shit Generals |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 2, 2008 13:35:17 GMT -6
Great story!! quarantine that shit he made outlaws gay Hey General... :{P (.) That's the emoticon for, like my asshole beeyatch!!  |
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Post by Gregg(Seal Fuckers) on Nov 2, 2008 14:37:33 GMT -6
quarantine that shit he made outlaws gay Hey General... :{P (.) That's the emoticon for, like my asshole beeyatch!! does your bf let you flirt on here? please continue flirting with outlaws, i don't switch hit |
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