Dear FF Gods:

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Dear Fantasy Fucking Football Gods:

Just fucking smote Eli and Marshall now and END IT!

Give Lynch the flu, make him miss half the game...

Throw Michael Pittman on IR, after I've suffered through DMC's turf toes, Selvin's groin, Sammy Morris' whatever, Chris Taylor's watchamacallit, Carson Palmer's tennis elbow..... blah blah blah...

P.S. Just stop fucking around and giving me this false sense of hope that I can still squeek into the playoffs where anything can happen. If I must start trading, just fucking TELL ME ALREADY!!!

Thank you!

Oh and P.P.S. - If you can also send a message to the appropriate personnel to smote the local police force for giving me a fucking ticket on my way to work on a MONDAY MORNING!! WTF???!!!! Not for speeding or doing a U-Turn to avoid mad traffic... but for turning left onto a street that is supposedly "clearly" marked for "no left turns in between 7 and 9 am"

FUCK YOU!!! Buncha fuckin assholes!!

[Peter (Swamp Dragons)]

Don't forget how the J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS went into Buffalo's house and beat them senseless.

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Oh don't worry!! I think I have a pretty good understanding of how many things are going my way right now...

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Cops give tickets in Canada???

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Nov 4, 2008 12:42:14 GMT -6 @jdmakawiz said:

Cops give tickets in Canada???

Oh ya.. especially if the "force" didn't meet their "quota" the month before. It's the only logical explanation that I can come up with for getting pulled over on a Monday morning.

I might as well have been speeding... the fine was the same anyway... almost $200 fn bucks!

[Peter (Swamp Dragons)]

Nov 4, 2008 18:08:29 GMT -6 @phishbrigade said:

Nov 4, 2008 12:42:14 GMT -6 @jdmakawiz said:

Cops give tickets in Canada???

Oh ya.. especially if the "force" didn't meet their "quota" the month before. It's the only logical explanation that I can come up with for getting pulled over on a Monday morning.

I might as well have been speeding... the fine was the same anyway... almost $200 fn bucks!

Would that be more or less in US bucks?

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Nov 4, 2008 18:58:46 GMT -6 Peter (Swamp Dragons) said:

Nov 4, 2008 18:08:29 GMT -6 @phishbrigade said:

Oh ya.. especially if the "force" didn't meet their "quota" the month before. It's the only logical explanation that I can come up with for getting pulled over on a Monday morning.

I might as well have been speeding... the fine was the same anyway... almost $200 fn bucks!

Would that be more or less in US bucks?

US $ are more like pesos these days.

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Nov 5, 2008 0:02:39 GMT -6 @jdmakawiz said:

Nov 4, 2008 18:58:46 GMT -6 Peter (Swamp Dragons) said:

Would that be more or less in US bucks?

US $ are more like pesos these days.

Almost.

Believe it or not, it will be good for us when your dollar gets back to where it was a couple of years ago.

Not to get all political, but I think it's safe to say that last nights election was the most anticipated and watched election by OTHER countries... EVER! And with good reason. I'll leave it at that.